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The Much Anticipated Electro Jamz The Vaults Of Jamron Records

It 's finally here! The much anticipated collection of unreleased Jamron Electro Jamz Recorded From 1983-1987!

Go To EmpireMusicwerks For more Information on This CD or Drop DXJ an Email Maggotron@aol.com

Go To EmpireMusicwerks For their release of "The Super Bass CD"

A Collection of Old School Bass Jams Mixed by DXJ, Including a Rare Maggotron Track "We Want that Bottom"

Check out BassMekanik.Com For The Bass Alien CD To get a taste of "Old School" Electro-Bass from Jamron Recording Artists: The Empyre and their latest song "Funk Nebulae"

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Reviews the Reviews

Print Media Reviews Section

In this section we turn InvisoClam, Jamron's resident critic, inter-tidal mollusk and grammarian loose on the critics and wanna be critics who have taken the time to review our products, this section is for reviews that we have collected from magazines, newspapers, books etc. For the time being we will not be posting copies of the actual articles, so you'll have to find them yourself, let us know if you would like to transcribe and post them. For "Reviews of Reviews" from various internet sources go to Web Reviews. We've also instituted InvisoClam's "Literary Throbometer of the Deep" as our rating scale.

The Literary Throbometer of the Deep Scale:


A Walrus represents a boring exercise in literary skillz.	A Diver represents an attempt at a deep, well thought out review.


A Jellyfish represents a spineless lackluster effort on the word processor.	A Blowfish represents for an overblown attempt at sarcasm.


A Hamlet represents an outstanding example of literary craftsmanship.	A Stealth Penguin represents an obvious front for the Ceramic Penguin.